Perl CGI scripts, re-written as Express handlers under Node.js
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Members
(static) anyAnimBot
Redirects to a random Bot logo image for Sleepbot Constructs
(static) anyAnimBot
Redirects to a random Bot logo image for Sleepbot Constructs
(static) anyCritturAudio
Redirects to a random MP2 audio sample
for The Senseless Existence of Critturs
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(static) anyCritturAudio
Redirects to a random MP2 audio sample
for The Senseless Existence of Critturs
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(static) anyCritturLogo
Redirects to a random logo image
for The Senseless Existence of Critturs
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(static) anyCritturLogo
Redirects to a random logo image
for The Senseless Existence of Critturs
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(static) anyFoley
Redirects to a random MP2 voice sample
for The Root of All Things Lookit
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(static) anyFoley
Redirects to a random MP2 voice sample
for The Root of All Things Lookit
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(static) anyFuccAudio
Redirects to a random MP2 promo audio sample
for F.U.C.C Radio
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(static) anyFuccAudio
Redirects to a random MP2 promo audio sample
for F.U.C.C Radio
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(static) anyMorgan
Picks a random card page from Morgan's Tarot
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(static) anyMorgan
Picks a random card page from Morgan's Tarot
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(static) anyWRLDtimeClock
Picks a random clock page from WRLD.time
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(static) anyWRLDtimeClock
Picks a random clock page from WRLD.time
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Methods
(static) ambienceAnySample() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Generates a random page from Ambience for the Masses
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) ambienceAnySample() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Generates a random page from Ambience for the Masses
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) fuccSchedule() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Renders on-air status for F.U.C.C Radio
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) fuccSchedule() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Renders on-air status for F.U.C.C Radio
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) http404() → {Promise.<express.response>}
HTTP 404 middleware for Sleepbot Constructs
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Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) http404() → {Promise.<express.response>}
HTTP 404 middleware for Sleepbot Constructs
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Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) lookitAnyStory() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Renders a random story from The Root of All Things Lookit
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) lookitAnyStory() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Renders a random story from The Root of All Things Lookit
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) lookitImgFoley() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Renders an <img /> wrapper page for The Root of All Things Lookit
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Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) lookitImgFoley() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Renders an <img /> wrapper page for The Root of All Things Lookit
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Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) morganIndex() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Displays the stand-alone or <frameset />-based homepage of Morgan's Tarot
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Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) morganIndex() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Displays the stand-alone or <frameset />-based homepage of Morgan's Tarot
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Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) morganLayout() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Renders a random card layout from Morgan's Tarot
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) morganLayout() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Renders a random card layout from Morgan's Tarot
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) redirectTo()
Returns an Express middleware Function
which redirects to a root-relative path.
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(static) redirectTo()
Returns an Express middleware Function
which redirects to a root-relative path.
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(static) redirectToRandomFile()
Returns an Express middeware that
redirects to a random file resource.
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(static) redirectToRandomFile()
Returns an Express middeware that
redirects to a random file resource.
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(static) sebPlaylist()
Generates an M3U-format playlist
for Sleepbot Environmental Broadcast
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- Support req.params.format, M3U, etc.
- is M3U just a single line with a URL?
(static) sebPlaylist()
Generates an M3U-format playlist
for Sleepbot Environmental Broadcast
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- Support req.params.format, M3U, etc.
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(static) sebStatusHTML() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Proxies the Shoutcast 'Current Status' HTML page
for Sleepbot Environmental Broadcast
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) sebStatusHTML() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Proxies the Shoutcast 'Current Status' HTML page
for Sleepbot Environmental Broadcast
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) sebStatusXML() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Proxies the Shoutcast 'Get XML Stats' Document for Sleepbot Environmental Broadcast
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) sebStatusXML() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Proxies the Shoutcast 'Get XML Stats' Document for Sleepbot Environmental Broadcast
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) status()
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(static) status()
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(static) WRLDtimeUTC() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>
(static) WRLDtimeUTC() → {Promise.<express.response>}
Returns:
a Promise resolving res
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- Promise.<express.response>